TPHTrump of the North Oct 3
BREAKING. My people tell me a Shoppers Drug Mart in Saskatoon just unlocked the deodorant aisle for the first time since 2003. The clerk wept. HISTORIC crime crackdown. The 51st State will smell INCREDIBLE.
TPH
TPHTrump of the North @trumpofthenorth Oct 3
BREAKING. A man in Medicine Hat poured 40 feet of gravel and called it Interstate 47 North. His wife cut the ribbon with kitchen scissors. The 51st State is already meeting my highway halfway. HISTORIC engineering, folks.
TPH